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Respite from Respite


During their lethargic month of downtime waiting for swine flu paranoia to subside, the Simons took their second trip to the Red Sea. There was swimming and snorkeling, skin was irreparably burned by the sun, much Egyptian beer—most of it tasting like second rate Heineken—was consumed, etc.


On one of their last nights, they booked an overnight trip to climb Mt. Sinai and watch the sun rise. After a harrowing two-hour ride through the mountains in a passenger van with a small multinational group, they arrived near St. Catherine’s Monastery to meet their Bedouin guide, Sameh. Although the night was indescribably starlit and beautiful, their guided insisted on running the three-hour trip to the summit. It’s possible some sort of on-time Domino’s Pizza-like guarantee was at work. One group member, a woman from Denmark, complained about the rate of ascension but was rebuked by a young Russian, an extreme sports enthusiast perhaps, who felt the speed was fine. So, the tired Dane joined Jen and Jay in ditching the group and the guide and walking leisurely to the top in time to observe the same sunrise from the same mountaintop. Overall, a good trip despite the head-scratching illogicality of everything Egyptian.


Arriving back in Cairo, the Simons continued working hard and preparing for the approaching school. This is, of course, a euphemism for sitting around in their pajamas downloading movie torrents online and watching outdated American TV reruns on NileSat.

More to come.

(photos: high atop Mt. Sinai)

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Anticlimax (The Infinite Wisdom of Government Officials)


The Simons arrived together in Cairo in August feeling energized and excited about their new lives as international teachers. They made new friends, attended various parties and excursions, and settled into their large ground-floor flat in Maadi, which offered them a cockroach invasion as a welcome back present. They attended new teacher orientation at school and faculty meetings ad infinitum. And then...

Absolutely nothing happened. The Egyptian Ministry of Education, in an ill informed attempt to combat H1N1, decided to delay the beginning of the school year for three weeks, coincidentally until the end the Islamic holy month of Ramadan. Later, for undefined reasons, the ministry delayed school for yet another week, fear of swine flu in a country that has been comparatively spared the brunt of a disease that in most cases is not fatal leading to ridiculous overreaction.

So, without much to do and without their first paychecks, Jen and Jay waited for the beginning of school, filling their mounting leisure time with metro rides around Cairo, visits with friends in Maadi and Heliopolis, and yet another trip to Dahab on the Red Sea.

Despite the always-welcome downtime, questionsn remain. Will our heroes ever go back to work? Will they go insane from boredom? Will disease cripple the entire world? Tune in next time.

(photo: sweating their asses off at the Khan al Khalili in mid-September)

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